January 2012
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Jan 27th
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The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Jan 25th
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Jan 12th
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Now Available: Water Science #4 - The Music Issue
watersciencemag: Featuring new work from: Dave Brainwreck Meagan Day Morgan Evans Sarah Greenwell Steve Jansen Matt Putrino Nicole Reber Adrian Shirk Amber Stewart Jennifer Stohlmann Norman Woolsey Lila Zimmerman Plus: an interview with Willy Siegel, formerly of Ponytail 54-inch x 27-inch fold out poster in a 7-inch record sleeve Designed by Sydney Colburn Edited by Chase Kamp...
Jan 10th
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theonion: BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child
Jan 10th
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Aziz Ansari talks about Tom Haverford and surprises Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, Nick Offerman, and Greg Daniels
Jan 7th
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Jan 1st
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17 Things I did in 2011
EDIT: I’m just going to keep expanding this because i’m at my parents house and i’m bored.  1. Got a segment producer credit on an actual television show 2. Quit my lovely job at The Onion paper 3. Read two Flaubert books 4. Wrote a feature 5. Got a manager 6. Raised 10k on Kickstarter  7. Made a 16 (I think it’s 16) episode webseries  8. Wrote a Wilfred spec 9....
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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The Innocent Intricacies of Ida Indiana →
abbijacobson: I was asked to be a part of this awesome project, Alphabooks (Instant Books).  This is my book!  Merry Christmas! I love this and it made me feel good.
Dec 25th
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Dec 18th
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My Chris Gethard Show Monologue Jokes
1. Newt Gingrich’s press secretary R.C. Hammond has quit the campaign after Gingrich called Mormonism a ‘cult’, reportedly saying that it was an insult to other cults and that Newt Gingrich was “stupid, fat and ugly and also bad at Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater” 2. According to the New York Times, by spearheading a one-day protest in which thousands rallied at West...
Dec 15th
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davebluvband: Sleep Well Trailer This is coming soon! Directed by Morgan Evans
Dec 14th
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Louis C.K.: The Next Steve Jobs Will Be A Chick →
“Let me start off by saying that in the natural order of things, girls appear to be the preference. They tend to make up 51% of the population overall, because men tend to do stupid things and die off before they’re 40. So if you trust in nature, nature is saying that the world is a better place when there are more girls around than boys. It’s not just me saying girls are...
Dec 13th
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Trailer for that webseries we raised all that money for. 
Dec 5th
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