Morgan's Twitter Roundup For The Week
I heard the NBA is banning those shoes with springs in them. I wonder if golf cleats are still allowed. Been watching Sarah Palin’s Alaska. She lives a life not unlike a mix of Steve Irwin and Thoreau. Hoping the finale ends as horrifically. Movie day in class. I’m reading about psychosexual development and being angry at my parents for putting too much emphasis on potty training ...
If you’re ever at the same laundromat as Andre 3000, a funny joke would be to...– John Z. Townsend (via twitter)
Being passive aggressive in NY
A Squirrel Story by Morgan Evans
Constantly fighting with his parents, and dismissing them to his small group of friends as “a couple of fucking pussies,” Thomas Jefferson the squirrel was, for lack of a better word, a complete and total prick. Most of what we know about Thomas, like that of eccentrics and shut-ins, comes from stories neighbors and locals would trade regarding what went on inside that Upper East Side tree. In...