We have margarita scented hand soap, so if I smell like booze it’s not because I’m an alcoholic, it’s because I’ve been drinking hand soap.
If I ever met someone from ‘Peep Show’ it would not only be cool, but make me feel like I was a camera.
A lot people think that murder is the greatest revenge. False. The greatest revenge is to get a recurring role on their favorite TV show.
Lola - Nino Rota