This is where my hilariouzzzzzz new web series will live. ON MTV! Boom. YES. 

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aboveaverage:

You like Above Average? You like Saturday Night Live? 

If your answer is yes, this new episode of Magic Eye Shark Movie is a very tasty treat indeed.

Watch previous episodes here!

I talk shit about John Lennon.

Hello. Somehow I am in this Above Average video starring Griffin Newman, Taran Killam, and Jason Sudeikis. SHIT BE CRAY OVER HURR. Xoxo, Morgan.

Two of my favorite ladies

Two of my favorite ladies

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Patrick Noth
Chobani Greek Yogurt
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totallymorgan:

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“If I were a husband and I promised my wife a great anniversary evening (Lost, in this example) then it would only make sense that next year I follow it up with an equally good anniversary evening (FlashForward). However, this time around, instead of taking her on a date to the movie, dinner, bowling, weird-church-thing-at-the-end-that-we-all-have-our-own-opinions-about, I got her in the car and then dropped her off on the side of the highway to be murdered by “Sixers” (use that reference while you can). I’d also like to clarify here that this is purely metaphorical and I wouldn’t drop off my fictional wife on the side of a highway unless, of course, there was some very exclusive club she wanted to get into and the only way to get in was to be thrown out of a moving car near a highway.”

totallymorgan:

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“If I were a husband and I promised my wife a great anniversary evening (Lost, in this example) then it would only make sense that next year I follow it up with an equally good anniversary evening (FlashForward). However, this time around, instead of taking her on a date to the movie, dinner, bowling, weird-church-thing-at-the-end-that-we-all-have-our-own-opinions-about, I got her in the car and then dropped her off on the side of the highway to be murdered by “Sixers” (use that reference while you can). I’d also like to clarify here that this is purely metaphorical and I wouldn’t drop off my fictional wife on the side of a highway unless, of course, there was some very exclusive club she wanted to get into and the only way to get in was to be thrown out of a moving car near a highway.”

(via im-omar-k-amal)

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This cop arrested a child

This cop arrested a child

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A microchip made of DREAMS! #inlosangeleshelloillalsobebackinaugust

A microchip made of DREAMS! #inlosangeleshelloillalsobebackinaugust

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(Source: ixilecter, via fannibalecter)

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Hannibal, Translated: EVERYTHING IS PEOPLE