EDIT: I’m just going to keep expanding this because i’m at my parents house and i’m bored. 

1. Got a segment producer credit on an actual television show

2. Quit my lovely job at The Onion paper

3. Read two Flaubert books

4. Wrote a feature

5. Got a manager

6. Raised 10k on Kickstarter 

7. Made a 16 (I think it’s 16) episode webseries 

8. Wrote a Wilfred spec

9. Wrote an hour long comedy pilot ala Showtime 

10. Watched every episode of Murphy Brown twice 

11. Made a short film called “Upload” and went to Friar’s Club with it

12. Was on television twice

13. Had a relationship(s)

14. Helped my little brother get an apartment in New York

15. Missed my cats

16. Directed things for Dave Bluvband, Cardigan Comedy, Broad City, It Gets Betterish, Sara Schaefer and Missed Connection. 

17. Turned 20